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Funny Liquor Store Moments

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So this is a thread about funny moments at the liquor store or packie store or whatever...last nite i had a really funny one then after it happened my friends told me a few of their own funny stories and they were pretty good ones...so what are your funny liquor store moments? this is mine...
Ok so last nite me and a few friends decided to go see Tron and drink and smoke before it. So our plan is to chill and drink at my boys house for a while then smoke the blunt on the way to the movie, then before the movie go to the store in rhode island for Four Loko's (cuz they are banned in massachusetts). me and my friends love four lokos and havent had any in like a month cuz we cant find em anywhere and finally found a place that had em

so we get all fucked up at my friends house and then smoke the blunt in the car and right when we finished iot we arrived to the liquor store for our precious four lokos. i just smoked a fat headie blunt and drank like 6 or 7 shots of captains, i was fucked up. So I go up to the guy working and say where are the four lokos with a big goofy smile and he shows me and my friends...i look at them and theres like maybe 40 in there left. I get wicked happy and start laughing, then i ask him if theres a limit on how many i can buy and we all start laughing. he says theres no limit and were all like fuck yeah haha. so i grab like 9 and have them all in my hands and arms...im sitting in line with a ton of four lokos in my arms and hands, pretty much all the cans i could carry, just laughing my ass off and talking about how happy i was haha. Some lady behind me is telling me im gonna have a heart attack and im just like yo these things are fucking awesome tho lol. btwn me and my friends we took all the four lokos left except for the 12 lemonade ones cuz those are fucking gross...the guy was like did u leave anymore for other customers...im like yeah definitly haha

it was so funny cuz with all those cans in my arms and hands along with me laughing my ass off, i must have looked like an idiot haha...telling this lady she doesnt know what shes talking about lol...when i got back in the car my friends were like dude that was hilarious

u guys got any good stories?
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Once I was buying my wife a bunch of Arbor Mist and wine coolers for a bachelorette party she was throwing for her girlfriend.
And the douchebag frat guy at the counter goes:
"I hope you have a girlfriend, otherwise I'm going to have to revoke your man card queer" Then laughs at his own joke.

To which I replied
"Actually they're for my future husband and I's committment ceremony on Saturday"

He felt like a dick and a homophobe. And now everytime I go in there he always offers me a lighter or random shot glass for free.
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Big ass black dude walks into 7-11 to get some lotto tickets. When the clerk goes to hand the tickets over, dude goes, "BETTER NOT SKIMP ME ON MY LOTTO TICKETS OR IMMA KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT... I'm just playin, I'm fucked up!!" Then he just laughed uncontrollably and left the store. He was high as fuck, and drunk.
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so me and a few of my buddies decide to head down to the beach this summer for the day and figured we would bring a few beers before heading down then just relax on the beach with them. We get all packed and then realize we were out of beer so we just had to make a stop on the way. We stop at this sketchy looking liquor store one of my friends suggested because it was supposedly really cheap. Instead of all of us going in my friend Ethan says he will just go grab a case real quick. After about 20-30 mins of us waiting in the car me and my other 2 friends started to pissed and wondered what the fuck was taking him so long. finally he came out with the case and told us he was being interrogated in the back room by a cop and the manager because he is from Australia and only had his Australiarian id and not his passport. he said he was shitting his pants and the manager was like shouting at him trying to get him to admit it was a fake id lol. finally the cop said they had no real way to prove it was a fake and they let him buy the beer. we all had a good laugh and then left there never to return. the beer was really cheap though haha.
by the way, what store was it that still had four lokos? and do you know of any other stores in ri or mass with them? i have been looking everywhere for them!
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I got stopped cause I was wearing one of those denim suits. They're trained to keep an eye on those, ect. needless to say,I diden't steal anything. I thought it was hilarious.
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Mine is probably the fact that every time I buy my own shit on gameday's (Oklahoma cowboy town game days are throw down day) and am always hammered by the time I have to go buy for people who can't for themselves. My drunken english trying to small talk with a Korean who is probably the only Korean family in town and he doesn't speak English. He is always so grateful for my large purchases and 5 visits per Saturday.
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im right above the MA/RI border....495 runs through my town
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I'm not 21 until April so for the past year or so I've had to get liquor through other means. I had a fake ID for a little while but it was pretty bad, I got turned away at most stores and bars.
So my friend let me use his ID since he's 25 and we look sort of similar. For some reason when they took his picture for the ID he did this big goofy ass smile. So I go into the store to get a case of beer one night, and I was really high and paranoid. So I bring the beer to the counter and of course get carded, so I hand him my friend's ID and he's staring at it for a long time, back to me, then back to the picture, then back to me, etc. After like 15 seconds of this I thought it would be a good idea to try to replicate the weird smile my friend did in his picture. I slowly pulled a weird smile and eventually the clerk just gave it back to me and sold me the beer without a word, staring me down the whole time.

It was pretty funny in hindsight but at the time I was shitting bricks because I was so high and I was sure I was gonna go to jail and probably get my friend in trouble too. I never used that ID again, thankfully I only have to wait another 4 months until I'm 21.
Papageorgio So I says to him, "Get your own monkey!"
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when i go to a certain liquor store the lady at the counter looks at my I.D. for a solid 10 seconds, straight up examines that shit like it's fake or something... like the picture on there isn't me, or the height isn't accurate, or the little holographic color changing thingy isn't there, like i'm not really 21 and my acutal license isn't real or it's not mine...
wait that's not funny... it's just annoying. (i look like i'm 17)
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I've got the same problem. I hate having a baby face. The worst is getting carded going into an R-rated movie. Like come on, I don't even look 17 to you?
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My liquor store moments are never funny, I get mad id'd because I look like I'm 18 or something.
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what the FUCK are u talking about?
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"So this is a thread about funny moments at the liquor store or packie store or whatever"
what the fuck is a packie store? packie as in a racist word for brown folk...? (packie...pakistani...?)

EXPLAIN YOURSELF MORTAL
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packie store...aka package store, the place where they sell alcohol
idk what ur talking about LOL
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i sincerely apologize then good sir.
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lol apparently packie store is a term most commonly used in massachusetts, and thats where i live, never realized its a racist term
whatever tho im not changing it...cuz to me its not racist